Arrive to work 30 minutes early and no one complain, leave work 3 minutes early and everyone loses their mind


Add raisins to the cookies and everyone loses their minds!


Kids curse like sailors in school and no one bats an eye. Kids say a prayer in school and everyone loses their minds.


Mention you're female on any online game and everybody loses their mind


I used to think air was free until I bought a bag of chips


Just few days for Christmas and everyone loses their minds!


Make Christmas just about stuff and no one bats an eye but bring religion into it and everyone loses their minds!


The skeleton don't want to go to school because his heart isn't in it.


The skeleton is so mean because he doesn't have a heart


The skeleton did not go to the ball, because he had no BODY to go with.