When I get paid at work They're buying part of my life


A dog is taller sitting down than standing up


Vader means father in German, George Lucas gives away the whole trilogy in the first few minutes of the first episode


Sweatbands on your wrist are for wiping sweat off your forehead


Being handed a flyer is the offline version of a pop-up ad


My mom plans visits and then cancels every month so that I'll keep the house clean


Johnny Bravo Was Created To Teach Boys Not To Act Like A Douche To Impress A Girl


The Justin Bieber haters have made him more famous than the actual fans


I should have taken the what do you want to be when you grow up questions


I was born on November, 9 months from Valentines Day.