Ghosts are so bad at lying because you can see right through them


What room does a ghost not need? A living room!


What do you get when you cross a witch with sand? A sandwich!


Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.


Everytime time you cook a duck with a vampire you get Count Quackula!


Sir, everyone says I look like a werewolf. Shut up and comb your face!


What do vampires take when they are sick? Coffin drops!


The most important subject a witch learns in school is the Spelling


What do ghosts use to wash their hair? Shamboo!


What is a ghost's favorite pie? Booberry pie!