I want to watch a movie. But I don't want to stop listening to my music.

Too weird for the cool kids. Too cool for the weird kids.

I forgot to bring my phone to work. Now I have to work while at work.

It's my first time visiting a website. Now i have to type the whole URL like an animal.

The house is too big for my Wi-fi signal

I'm old enough to eat candy for dinner. But I'm also old enough to realize it's a bad idea.

I just spent an hour straightening my hair. But now it's raining.

New Year's Resolutions: Stop repeating myself again, and again, and again.

My muscles are really sore from the massage i got yesterday

I have to blame most computer problems on "viruses". Because telling clients they're morons loses me money.