You're 15 with a dog tag necklace? Tell me all about your experience in the armed forces


Oh you had grilled chicken and mashed potatos for dinner? Please update your facebook telling everyone about it


So this year you will stop procrastinating? I've never heard of that before, go on.


You love watching the news? Tell me more about where you get your reliable information


So There Was A Sixth Golden Ticket? How Convenient.


New diet as New Year's resolution? See you at the candy store in 2 weeks.


Oh, so you're a muggle, I bet you know a lot about flying


So you got your wife a gift card for Christmas? Tell me how did you get this idea?


So you want everyone to say Happy Holidays. Which Holy-Day is that?


OH, your are a vampire, I bet your favorite fruit is a Nectarine!